Life & Death


AS THE HEARSE MADE ITS WAY DOWN THE STREET,
THE ONLY SOUND WAS THE SOUND OF FRIEND'S FEET!
AS THEY WENDED THEIR WAY
(THEY ALL FELT THEY MUST STAY)
IN HIS WILL HE'D LEFT THEM A LAST TREAT!!

IN THOSE DAYS BEFORE TELEVISION,
WE LISTENED TO THE WIRELESS TRANSMISSION.
IN A WELL DEFINED VOICE
AND A LIMITED CHOICE,
WITH NO TALK OF A NUCLEAR FISSION!!

AN ADVENTURER WENT EAST---AND WENT WEST.
HE WAS BOXED: WITH A CROSS ON HIS CHEST!
HE HAD PACKED ALL HIS ARMS
AND ALL HIS LUCKY CHARMS,
ALL HE MISSED WAS HIS BULLET-PROOF VEST!!

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